Sexy Quotes

Three of my favourite sexy quotes:

A Graze on my lips: and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie. William Shakespeare

A man is two people, himself and his cock. A man always takes his friend to the party. Of the two, the friend is the nicer, being more able to show his feelings. Beryl Bainbridge

When my Mum found my diaphragm I told her it was a bathing cap for my cat. Liz Winston

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17 responses to “Sexy Quotes

  1. OMG, a bathing cap for my cat? That is hilarious.
    Great post for a much needed chuckle.
    kim

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  2. Nothing like the bawdy bard. He knew his stuff.

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  3. Oh those are fabulous. My favorite is from to Have or Have Not – where Lauren Bacall says to Humphrey Bogart “You know how to whistle, Steve, don’t you? You just put your lips together and blow.” Never seen one that topped that, ever.

    Annie

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  4. Cool. Shakespeare was the master of sly smiling and sexy, and the other two are smiley too.

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  5. Kim, that quote makes me laugh every time I read it!
    Evyl, I had a feeling you’d like that – there’s something a bit delicious about old Willy talking about oral sex!
    WC, I don’t think I’ve ever heard that, that’s fabulous!
    Paul, he’s hard to top, but if anyone can, it’s you m’dear πŸ˜‰

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  6. I loved the last one. So funny πŸ™‚

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  7. ah, i’ve been absent from this scene. but I liked those quotes! πŸ™‚ Especially, of course, Shakespeare – the master in deed!

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  8. hierophant4582

    That Shakespeare quote is tasty. I never knew he doth put it down like that.

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  9. kaylee

    Damn, i dont need any “sex ideas” !

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  10. Mmm, love the Shakespeare one.
    I’ve been reading a lot of Kafka at the moment and it’s so erotic the urgency of his literature, and the translation of it into descriptions of encounters with female characters, and with pain and power.
    πŸ™‚
    LM

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  11. romi41

    oh that Shakespeare, he was a saucy fella! πŸ˜‰

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  12. I love the last one as well Tony, it makes me laugh every time I read it.
    Sumedh! Hello πŸ™‚ Yes, dear ol’ Willy is deliciously naughty isn’t he?
    LM, I have Kafka on my bedside table at the moment too! I hadn’t read anything and thought I better fix that and I agree, it’s pretty amazing.

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  14. Mine:
    I would choose
    To lead him in a maze along the patterned paths,
    A bright and laughing maze for my heavy-booted lover.
    Till he caught me in the shade,
    And the buttons of his waistcoat bruised my body as he clasped me,
    Aching, melting, unafraid.

    ~ from Patterns by Amy Lowell

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  15. Oh, and I LOVE the Shakespeare quote you chose. Luscious!

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  16. Wow, that’s beautiful Sandy!

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  17. Great quotes, thanks for sharing. Have to love the Bard!

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