P You wanna?
V Not right this minute.
P Okey Dokey.
P You wanna now?
V Oh, nah.
P I’ll be over here – stretching.
V Ah-ha, sure.
P Yep, yeaaaha, just stretching over here, yep, yeah, yep… juuust stretching.
P What are you doing?
V Why? You’re weird.
P You wanna stretch with me? Huh, huh? Do ya, huh?
V No thanks.
Silence. P swivels as best he can to see around him. It’s a fairly one-eyed view of the world and he soon tires of looking. He starts to bob up and down.
V Maybe later.
P gets excited, very excited.
V Jesus P! I said maybe, and I said later, you don’t have to spit on me! Stand back, you’re crowding me, I’m trying to think!
P bobs about uncontrollably.
V You look hilarious, anchored like that. Don’t you wish you could run?
P You ready? Now? Pause Now? Pause Now? Pause Now?
V You can’t even answer me! Wouldn’t it be cool if we could run, like all on our own?
P Well, when then?! … Huh?! Really? Now? Really? Now? Really? Really? Now?! Really?
V Yes, dumbass, really.
P Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy!
V Jeez, calm down a bit, I can hardly find the… Oh my god…
P Yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah… Wait. Oh my god… good, right?
V Stop waving around like that! Where the hell is your speed control, I can’t find it?
P Speed control? What do you…? Hey! Where are you going?! V! Come back! V?… V?… V?… V?… V, are you still there? V, I can’t see anything, V?… V?… V? Damn it!